Dubya Declares Zombies a Threat

Zombies in the Work Place

A film about diversity from the folks at Lulu TV.

Zombie Vegetarians

by Tony Carrillo

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FBI Tries to Fight Zombie Hordes

Reported by John Wismar

Why is it that Americans have to learn from the British that their government is battling a zombie threat?

Actually, the story is much less entertaining than the headline would indicate. But you’re welcome to take a look at the original article.

Blog Like It’s the End of the World

Reported by Matthew Steward-Fulton

This is the first year of “Blog Like It’s the End of the World” (BLITEOTW) and it was a huge success as uncounted numbers of bloggers posted stories as if zombies were really attacking.

Conceived by Steve over at “My Elves Are Different,” the even took place on June 13th and is slated to occur again on the same day next year.

Emergency Home Security Zombie Pack

What No Home Should Be Without

Thanks goes out to The Zombie Reporting Center for this helpful piece of information for every zombie hunting homeowner.

Wisdom From Boris: How To Survive a Horror Movie!

  • When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
  • Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
  • Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
  • If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.