SF Zombie Mob 2007

When you think of Apple’s iMac computers the last thing that comes to mind is probably a zombie chowing down on the brains of the system — its memory.

But, on May 25th (Friday) that is exactly what customers at a downtown San Francisco Apple store were witness to. A group of about 150 zombies, decaying flesh, dripping blood and all, decended on the Union Square store, bringing about chaos and sheer terror to its customers as the living dead proceeded to gnaw away at the chassis’ of several iMacs trying to get at its central brain and memory core.

Wisdom From Boris: How To Survive a Horror Movie!

  • When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
  • Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
  • Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
  • If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

The Zombie Channel

Welcome all to FarPoint Media’s long-awaited pet project, The Zombie Channel!